Santa Clause

Not exactly T&L but quite topical for the time of year. This offering came by way of a Christmas Card from Vero Insurance.

"The "Santa Clause" policy wording:
1) The "Santa Clause" provides cover to those with the following names: Father Christmas, St Nicholas, St Nick. Kriss Kringle, Santa or Santa Clause and other similar names.
2) The "Santa Clause" is valid for one Christmas Day (inclusive of all time zones)
3) It includes cover without limit for a flying vehicle of unknown age or origin that is powered by natural and environmentally friendly means.
4) Please note all reindeer must apply individually for their own cover and are not included in this policy.
5) The "Santa Clause" will cover extensive world wide travel for one 24 hour period during 24th & 25th December.
6) It included an unusually large allowance for luggage and gifts. There is no dollar limit on the value of gifts!
7) The "Santa Clause" has significant public liability cover with an exemption for chimney and roof damage along with missing Christmas mince pies..."

Happy Holidays!